NAME

JORDAN HERON

AGE

23

POSITION

GOALKEEPER

PREVIOUS CLUBS

COMRADES ANTRIM ROVERS  LOUGHSIDE

WORST TRAINER

HAS TO BE JANSY (SEEN THE FELLA THERE TWICE IN 3 YEARS)

BEST TRAINER

COULD HAVE BEEN RICKY OR JACK UT I RECKON ITS WEE JAMIE,NEVER MISSES A SESSION & ALWAYS SEEMS TO DOMINATE (WISH HE PLAYED LIKE THAT ON SATURDAYS)

SLOWEST PLAYER AT THE CLUB

TONY BURNS    STILL WAITING ON HIM GETTING BACK FROM TAKING A CORNER

QUICKEST PLAYER AT THE CLUB

OVER THE FIRST 15 YDS ITS DEFINITELY COLIN,BUT ONCE DYKESY GETS GOING HES A MONSTER

BEST MEMORY AT THE CLUB

PLAYING MY FIRST GAME FOR THE FIRST TEAM AGAINST GLEBE IS HARD TO TOP. BEING MADE CAPTAIN OF THE RESERVES TEAM IS UP THERE TOO

MOST INTELLIGENT

OFF THE PITCH ITS DYKESY,NOT AS DOPEY AS HE COMES ACROSS, BUT MOST INTELLIGENT ON THE PITCH IS ROSS COWAN,WHAT A PLAYER

NOT THE BRIGHTEST

ODDLY ENOUGH ITS PROBABLY SAM DYKES AGAIN

BIGGEST MOANER

ANYBODY WITH THE SURNAME DEMPSTER IS GOING TO BE BUTCHERED IN THIS PART,BUT GARETH COULD GIVE THEM A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY WHEN HR DOESN’T GET THE BALL TO FEET

CLUB CLOWN

JANCE ALWAYS HAS ME LAUGHING BUT BIG WAZZA HAS SENT A FEW SUSPECT VOICE NOTES INTO THE WHATSAPP

BEST PLAYER PLAYED WITH

CURTIS DEMPSTER,SCARYWHEN HE’S ON FORM & NOT INJURED

BEST PLAYER PLAYED AGAINST

GLENN PIERCE IN TRAINING,KEEPS ME OUT OF THE FIRST TEAM CHIPPING ME EVERY WEEK

FAVOURITE AWAY GROUND

ENJOYED PLAYING AT COAGH AND AT DERGVIEW FOR THE CRAIC ON THE BUS

LEAST FAVOURITE AWAY GROUND

NEWTOWNE

AMBITIONS WITH THE CLUB

BRING BACK AS MANY TROPHIES AS WE CAN & CONTRIBUTE GETTING THE CLUB BACK TO WHERE IT BELONGS

YOUR CLUB 5 A-SIDE

MYSELF
DYKESY
LECKY
COLIN
LUKE
THE 5 A-SIDE TEAM THAT NEARLY MADE IT TO BRAZIL